cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
when no1 understands u :(
i don’t understand this gif
no1 ever does :(
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it
Why couldn’t this be the version instead of Demi?
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARS THAT LITTLE BIT OF ‘Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?’ AT THE END!
I fucking love this so much
this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us